Hey there! My name is Josh, I live in Canada in the mountains, slaying dragons, yetis, you get the idea. I love playing and listening to music, mixed martial arts, hanging out with my friends, and being a bad ass mother fucker. My friends have many names for me, alcoholic, stupid, douche bag, zeus, and I hope that you will be calling me some, if not all of them soon!
but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically
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Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in front of people who loved me. You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself that if they see you cry, it will hurt them, and you will be nothing but a sadness in their lives, and you must not become a mere sadness, so you will not cry, and you say all of this to yourself while looking up at the ceiling, and then you swallow even though your throat does not want to close and you look at the person who loves you and smile
Coffee stain portrait by Hong Yi
are you serious
Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point
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GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
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Do you guys remember That’s So Raven? That’s So Raven, one of the few shows Disney channel did right. That’s So Raven, if you don’t remember starred Raven Symone as Raven Baxter. Let me tell you somethings about Raven Baxter; Raven Baxter wasn’t a thin girl nor did she want to be famous singer like EVERY OTHER CHARACTER ON TELEVISION TODAY. No, Raven was a girl with some extra meat on her bones that wanted to be a fashion designer and model her own work. Remember the episode where a magazine put her head on another model’s body because she didn’t have ‘the look’ and how Raven fought to change it? What happened to episodes like that, Disney Channel? Yes, That’s So Raven, despite being a show about a psychic, was the most real kids show on television. What about the episode dealing with racism when the store manager refused to hire Raven because she’s black? Or the episode dealing with drugs when Raven thought her brother, Cory, was smoking? This was a show that was popular and relatable. It didn’t feature a new song every week, it didn’t need to! The hilarious antics of the costume wearing Raven Baxter, mixed with life lessons we can actually read, made this show the best show Disney Channel came up with ever.
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Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.
Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!
Googled cartoons all grown up
> Popeye’s workout is finally reveled!
lmfao bart selling otto aderal
Yo this so wild!!!!
Y’all peep Skeeter in the ball looking at the cool black friends table?
Confused as fuck because he’s green but he knew he really black, like we been saying for years lol
what type of music do chiropractors listen to
Unfortunately, this is a real restaurant and that is a real response. Their page was not hacked and thus trolled (that I know of). The owners are just really crazy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6LY7TJ16pg
These are the crazy people from that episode of Kitchen Nightmares that actually made Gordon Ramsay give up on them.
Here they claim they were hacked, not sure if it was true or what.