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TheRoadToRuine

Hello and welcome to my blogy thingy! I generally reblog things that I deem cool enough; things like good movies/tv shows, funny texts/gifs, and just things that are generally awesome. If you ever wanna talk for whatever reason, you wanna make a new friend, wanna gwak over a celbrety, or just need someone let me know, I am always willing :)






fandoms-have-taken-over-my-life:

winstonplaysdrumsatsoundcheck:

ladysaviours:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

sexonarope:

laughingsquid:

Star Drunk, A Short Sci-Fi Action Film Written & Acted by Drunk People

I lost it at Gorgonzola.

My favorite part is the guy who just keeps going “… no … no - ” in between his lines like he just knows he’s fucking up but can’t stop it.

YOU STEPPED INTO THE WRONG PART OF THE GALAXY, CAPTAIN PHASERBRAIN.

THERE’S NO DAY IN SPACE

IDIOT

YOUR CAPTAINITY IS OVER

(via atwistedtransistor)

cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

(Source: firefoxed, via bobbibloodrose)





mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

(via a-little-more-sonic)



logicalabsurdity:

#the aperture science computer aided enrichment center would like to kindly ask you to not break the laws of physics during your testing period #if you feel the need to wreak such existential mayhem #please equip the patented singularity proof aperture science communication device to document your excruciating demise #friends and family will be awarded with a complementary plaque for your contribution to Science 

logicalabsurdity:

#the aperture science computer aided enrichment center would like to kindly ask you to not break the laws of physics during your testing period #if you feel the need to wreak such existential mayhem #please equip the patented singularity proof aperture science communication device to document your excruciating demise #friends and family will be awarded with a complementary plaque for your contribution to Science 

(Source: nartress, via a-little-more-sonic)


dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

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Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

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urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

image

this is not what i want to be remembered for

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

NEIL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD 

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