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If you are an adult, becoming an adult, about to become an adult, or are worried about becoming an adult. take the time to watch this
actually, I think everyone, everywhere would benefit from this. please take the time. life is hard. SIGNAL BOOST.
This is important. Imagine if all of Tumblr can see it. I don’t want notes I want for you to each have a better day then the last. boost. watch.
Watch this. it might change your life. reblog. spread the word.
HOW TO PUT A SWIMMING CAP ON
i like otters
how can you not like this
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING
to be fair Bin Laden did have diabetes, just sayin this could’ve been a good strategy
This has almost 10,000 notes?
I like marshmallows. What? There’s nothing unintellectual about marshmallows.
DON’T MAKE ME WAX PHILOSOPHICAL ABOUT MARSHMALLOWS, Y’ALL.
omfg john green is my fave
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windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
There are people with a weak sense of humour.
There are people who miss golden opportunities.
And then there is George Takei.